Above: Someone gave George Bush a gun, possibly to shoot himself with. Bono gave George Bush an ipod. Now he is trying to save the world with a credit card called 'red'.
RED ALERT - SPAM ALERT - WARNING - BONO VIRUS - DO NOT DOWNLOAD
Consumer Warning: Be very inc-red-ulous of Bono. Bono is either inc-red-ibly stupid, inc-red-ibly miss guided, or inc-red-ibly evil. One thing Bono certainly is not is inc-red-able.
Bono thinks shopping will save the world. Shopping will not save the world - not shopping might. Bono is a No-No.
Here at the schmoo safe house the barricades are up - Bono is at it again and we are on full 'bono-spam' alert.
Better dead than bono 'red': Bono should know that the 'red card' is what football refs bring out when they send players off for grossly unsportsmanlike behaviour.
Someone needs to show Bono a red card - he needs sending off.
Red is for radical united social change - not plastic credit. Say "No" to Bono.
Don't buy Bono's plastic! Don't spend your bread with red!