Monday, July 10, 2006

hoddies liberation: watch out, there is a tory about

Gang leader David Cameron, who runs the biggest criminal gang in Britain, known as the 'Tory Party', is getting so desperate for votes he is trying to appeal to his natural constituency, the mugger and shop lifter vote - by defending hoddie wearers.

On the schmoo turf we also like the hoddie, but only in winter when it is very useful for keeping warm. But what is Cameron doing defending the hoddie in the middle of summer? Is the Tory Party Gang planning a 'silly season' crime wave?

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