Tony Blair, the well known British 'dare devil', famous for his amazingly dangerous stunts, which include invading Iraq and sending troops to Afghanistan, has announced his most exciting project yet: risking nuclear accidents all over Britain.
In an upbeat interview for the BBC news program 'Doom-Night' Blair seemed relaxed as he described how he would create the possibility of major nuclear accidents all over Britain.
Tony Blair explained how he would improve the chances of a nuclear accident by ensuring that planning procedures would be 'fast tracked' to "smooth the way" for private companies to build the Nuclear Reactors required for the stunt.
The key to his success could be his plan to require the companies to build the Nuclear Reactors at their own financial risk. This will ensure they cut corners and costs at every opportunity - making a spectacular nuclear accident a virtual certainty!