Wednesday, November 1, 2006

african emergency declared - madonna to adopt again

Africa was in a state of emergency last night after Madonna, the 'Queen of Pop', told the BBC news night program that "My husband and I" might adopt just more child from the 'dark' continent.

It had been hoped that Madonna would use her £300 million+ fortune and worldwide contacts to adopt the 20 million African children who face death in the next 12 months. But the American pop singer has refused.

Shares in the Priory drug addiction clinic went up on the news. This was after the odds of Madonna's children ending up as alcoholic junkies hit an all time high.

Britain's teenagers are the most druggie, spoilt brats in Europe according to a new report.

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