The National Secular Society is helping save the souls of thousands people from the curse of religion with a 'Debaptism Certificate' download which only costs £3, or you can print out your own for free and do a DIY Decontamination:
Certificate of Debaptism
I ________ having been subjected to the Rite of Christian Baptism in infancy (before reaching an age of consent), hereby publicly revoke any implications of that Rite and renounce the Church that carried it out. In the name of human reason, I reject all its Creeds and all other such superstition in particular, the perfidious belief that any baby needs to be cleansed by Baptism of alleged ORIGINAL SIN, and the evil power of supposed demons. I wish to be excluded henceforth from enhanced claims of church membership numbers based on past baptismal statistics used, for example, for the purpose of securing legislative privilege.”
The Secular Society claim over 100,000 people have downloaded the Certificate. This is surely a miracle. £3 per download x 100,000 = £300,000 virtually pure holy profit to help the crusade against religion corrupting the soul of democracy, stealing children etc etc.