anti bono forces gather

Finally there is someone in the Guardian who shares the deep suspicion of everything Bono which is practiced here at the safehouse.

Recently central London sounded like a war zone as U2 played outside the BBC accompanied by several helicopters played by the police and possibly the whore media. The musical result sounded like an terrorist attack might be under way, and we had to raise the safehouse security level to 'Red'. Bono's 'Red' credit card sales scam for American Express must be really suffering from the credibility crunch, he's gone very quiet on that. Bono really believed he could save the world with plastic.

Someone needs to show Bono a red card - and send him off.