Good news! The massive Aladdin's Cave of Crap on Edgeware Road in London known as Woolworths has shape shifted into a new Waitrose, one of the best run food shops in Britain
Apparently Waitrose tried to hire as many ex Woolsworths staff as possible - but in the end only five of them were up to scratch. The rest were either too rude, or too stupid. No wonder Woolworths went down.