Thursday, March 30, 2006

hands off Kate Moss and Pete Doherty: they need ibogaine

Above: Kate Moss looking worried

Open Letter to Kate Moss and Pete From schmoo:

Dear Kate Moss and Pete Doherty,

Here at the schmoo 'safe house' we have enjoyed an occasional line of cocaine (like last christmas) so we know it is absolute crap; 'Gods way of saying you have too much money". You both have got a serious problem; you don't need coke, you need ibogaine, it could save you millions! You obviously like your drugs - presumably you have done acid or mushrooms? Well ibogaine is the most powerful psychedelic known to hippies - and there is an added bonus; taking ibogaine has been proved to interrupt addiction to heroin, crack cocaine, booze and nicotine. It can even stops addiction to East Enders! Forget wasting your cash at the Priory Clinic - google 'ibogaine' and get yourselves to Slovenia or Gabon in Africa - or contact us now (we know where you can have a guided trip/addiction breaking 'spiritual' experience)!

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