THE CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE
There were bigots to the left,
and bigots to the right,
there were bigots to the front,
plus silly anarco-trendies carping on the internet,
and fellow bigots from the National Cunt.
But into the valley of freedom,
ride the valiant Light Brigade,
brave warriors for truth,
they want everyone to know the score,
they'll die for the right to be rude,
and to look at pictures of girls in the nude,
and serious stuff, like the right to be a bore.
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the Light Brigade,
calling for the right to call a spade a spade,
and god a nasty rotter,
now they're saying on their blog,
that you can't say god is a mother ****er.
The facist pig bigots, religious, left and right,
have got 'em one by one,
and now freedom has gone,
you know - the magic thing our grand dads faught World War 2 for and won.
Now you can't even sing a raucous rebel song,
or even mock,
and call a priest a fool in a frock,
because of bigots, religious, left and right,
they are all equally sick, frustrated and uptight,
they can't take a poke, they can't even take a joke,
fuck 'em, fuck, fuck fuck!