Sunday, June 11, 2006

immigration: no entry to britain as home office website hit by 'technical difficulties'

If there really is a 'Big Brother' as many conspiracy theories believe, he lives at the Home Office watching 24 hour CCTV, and being very efficient at tracking down honest dissidents and throwing them into prison camps.

According to the 'Daily Mail', on the other hand, 'Big Brother' does exist - but he is asleep on the sofa, while rapists and illegal immigrants/terrorists/bus pass fiddlers take over Britain.

NO ENTRY - Britain will not load

And now the Home Office website immigration pages are down! Britain's borders are sealed. A terse message reads:

"We're the government department responsible for immigration and nationality. It's our job to regulate entry to, and settlement in, the UK. This section explains how to obtain passports and visas, provides links to information sources about migrating to the UK, and the latest on ID cards. (Currently, due to technical difficulties, users may experience problems accessing the Immigration and Nationality Directorate website.)"

Is this a 'Big Brother' conspiracy to stop immigration altogether? Or has an international network of highly motivated foreign fare dodgers hacked into the Home Office site?

Does www = 666? The story is: The Hebrew equivalent of our "w" is the letter "vav" or "waw". The numerical value of vav is 6. So the English "www" transliterated into Hebrew is "vav vav vav", which numerically is 666. The truth is: baloney baloney baloney.

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