Above & below: Police are warning of an upsurge in an old fraud trick which has robbed millions of Britains over the years - it is known as the Con-servative Party; 'Conparty' for short.
Above: A typical Tory 'Con Club' premises blatantly advertises it's presence on a public highway used by children. Latest crime figures show 45% of Britains are currently 'at risk' of the Tory 'conparty' fraud scam. The only way to deal with this menace is a law and order crack down on liar's and thieves. Identity theft knows no bounds, but these psycho thieves must be the lowest of the low - they try to steal political souls using fraud.