Above: bare shelves in chemists for indigestion tablets after massive annual 'C Day' (Consumers Day), food, drink and drugs binging festival. There was no sign of the expected 'credit crunch effect' as cocaine retailers report best C Binge Festival sales ever. This followed their hugely successful advertising program featuring Kate Moss as the 'face of Cartel'. Anti depression prescription drug sales were also up.
• The origins of 'C Day' go back to 'Christmas Day' which was an ancient holy festival of love and peace and family unity, long forgotten by the early 2000's.