Above: Calls for Parliament to be immediately recalled to discuss the Middle East crisis are growing, but the Tories (William Hague) are arguing that the recall should be delayed - because the crisis could get a lot worse in the next few weeks.
BELIVE IT OR NOT
• The Israeli war criminals have sacked their top general responsible for destroying Lebanon - because he is too soft. He has been replaced by a General known for being a 'real killer.'
• Tony Blair the escaped war criminal is reported to be in hiding in the Caribbean - on a boat called 'Good Vibrations'.
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