airline terror threat: nude flights the only way to beat the terrorists

AIRPORT SECURITY CLAMPDOWN IS A FARCE

ANYONE could get past the so called 'security clamp down' farce now in progress at Heathrow, Gatwick and other airports throughout Britain say experts. There is only one way to stop liquid explosives being smuggled on board an aircraft - make the passengers go nude.

SUICIDE KNICKERS

Because liquid explosives cannot be picked up by scanners it would be possible to make an 'explosive shirt' or even 'suicide knickers' by impregnating the clothing in explosive materials. Similar methods are used to smuggle cocaine.

Even if passengers boarded the plane nude and were then given clothing, there would still be a security risk say security experts - so they must stay nude for the whole flight.

DOUBLE D FOR DEATH

A terrorist women, transvestite or very fat 'American style' male could conceal liquid explosive in 'suicide breast implants'. Size 38 'suicide breasts' could be enough to bring down a passenger airliner, killing hundreds of people, say experts. Likewize 'explosive dildo's' could be used. Therefore every passenger will be required to have intimate breast and anal inspections by security staff.

SHARE PRICE TERROR

Airline companys are terrified that when the news gets out - their share values will crash.

'ALLEGED' PLOT

Meanwhile doubts have arisen about the 'alleged' UK terrorist plot which supposedly involves 24 British born muslims blowing up aircraft on the way to the United States.

Many people believe the plotters are not 'terrorists' - but government officials intent on creating a perfectly timed properganda coup, scripted by their American Nazi masters.

The 'cynics' say that the tell tale flaw in the government 'plot' story is that no British born person would blow themselves up on the way to the USA - they would wait until they were flying back to Britain.

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