London Congestion Charge Con: Sainsburys paid £2 million to stay out of new C zone

Above: All cars are equal (and bad), but some cars are more equal (and worse) than others - like if they are going to Sainsburys in Ladbrook Grove.

The massive Sainsburys at Ladbrook Grove in West London, has been edited out of the new congestion charge zone by Ken Livingstone, allegedly after Sainsburys paid a fee of £2 million. If true the price should have been £2 Billion.

This is an act of urban terror! 'NATO' is never there when you need them.

Remember: The congestion charge is not only to stop traffic congestion but also lung congestion.

schmoo says: Ban all the terrorist cars from London except nice peaceful electric cars (including the new one that runs on air). childrens lives are at stake! It is like having a 'no shoes policy' in your house - leave the filthy things at the door (ie Watford or Richmond).

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schmoo under attack - British Telecom cut off my broadband

Above: The BT 'Count Dracula' Tower on a full moon in central London, just yards from the schmoo safe house - and they cut my phone and broadband service off for a month!

God knows what they do to people in Scotland - no wonder the scots want independence.

Regular viewers will have noticed a gap in broadcasts from the 'schmoo broadcasting corporation' (sbc). We would like to thank our sponsors British Telefuck for contributing to the break in transmission; B.T. = Bad Traders.

Meanwhile 'denial of service' spammers possibly working for the CIA, Mossad, or the 'Adams' London crime family, managed to wipe out the schmoo email account, and deluge a totally innocent hard drive with spy ware, and Trojan Horse attacks, not to mention various virus attacks far worse than a Bernard Matthews turkey bird flu outbreak.

Jesus, sorry! What did I say?

NOW AVAILABLE IN CHINA - But there is good news - China has lifted it's 'bamboo firewall' blanket ban on Chinese citizens reading 'The Thoughts of Schmoo'.

Jade Goody is innocent ok!

Above: Like something out of 1984, Jade Goody was made into 'Hate Person of the Week' recently in an outragous national media lynching, during which just about everyone had a go at giving the poor woman a good kicking in public.

And now they are busy making her into a 'Non Person' - the miserable creeps are even writing her out of Comic Relief! Long live the Party! Long Live Big Brother!

I would just like to say that I support Jade 100% - her outburst of fury was NOT racist. Shilpa Shetty is a stuck up, spoilt, bitch. In fact SHITTY has a nerve even mentioning racism or bullying considering that India, with it's disgusting caste system, and millions of impoverished people, is one of the most racist, cruel, and oppressive countries in the world.

I just hope Channel Four is paying for Jades therapy - although frankly the Priory is a total ripp off!

And as for Ken Livingstone calling for Big Brother to be banned for racism! What total Baloney! I used to admire Livingstone, but now I think he is a low life snitch, a hypocrite, and a shameless band wagoner, worse than Gordon Brown or even George Galloway. Presumably he is trying to ape his hero President Chavez Stalin the Second, who has recently closed down an opposition TV station in Venezula. I used to admire Chavez too; now I am begining to wonder.

Livingstone's hypocracy was unbelievable - and no one even mentioned it as they were too busy 'Happy Snapping' themselves committing 'Grevious Mental Harm' on Jade. After all it was not so long ago that Livingstone himself went OTT (a bit like the amazing exploding Jade) when he (perfectly rightly I thought), compared a repulsive Evening Standard reporter who happened to be jewish to a concentration camp guard.

'Shut Up Your Face' Ken 'Newt Mouth' Livingstone. Stop being so PC, you pigeon! This was the best ever series of Big Brother.

Cheer up Jade. You are beautiful! Your honesty deserves a Knighthood. Go to India and make a documentary.

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london 'peace' march (of nice stupid wrong people)

Above: The 'Stop the War' march in London yesterday. As usual the organisers lied blatently about the numbers who attended, claiming over 100,000. It was more like 15,000 or less as Trafalgar Square was never totally full.

Above: Cartoon politics; would be funny, if it was not so seriously wrong. Hitler would have loved it, he used similar simplistic hate cartoons against the Jews (and gays).

Above: A 'peace' fashion victim. Millions of people died fighting for freedom so she can look like a zombie junkie vampire. Having the Atom Bomb as a deterrent stopped a terrible war with Russia so we could enjoy the 60's and 70's (and the 'summer of love' in the 80's). Having the Bomb enabled us to turn the 'Cold War' into real peace in Europe, and hold back the forces of totalitarianism masquerading as 'communism'. Well intended as most of it's followers were, CND was wrong in the 60's, wrong in the 70's, wrong in the 80's, and is even more wrong now.

Above: Tony Benn. Nice bloke, pity he has wasted so much of his time (and a lot of other people's) supporting hopeless and miss guided causes.

Above: Like many on the 'anti iraqi people' march and in the 'Old Left', the '9.11 Truth Campaign' is anti Israeli and anti Zionist which is fair enough. But then they ruin everything by regurgitating the classic anti semitic 'Jewish Conspiracy Theories' which brought the National 'Socialists' to power in Hitlers Germany. Notice how one of the 9.11 'supporters' is talking on a phone - he is obviously acting as a 'spotter' feeding information to the two members of the dreaded 'men in yellow' secret police death squads behind him ( they are trawling for victims to take to concentration camps already set up in Essex for when the war in Iran starts).

Above: We should be marching to demand human rights, justice and freedom in Iraq, and an end to the evil death squads run by religious bigots. We should be marching to demand equality for women as well as racial and sexual minorities. We should be demanding the same basic human rights and freedom of expression in Iraq and the rest of the Middle East as we take for granted in Britain and the rest of the western world. "Troops Out" is a cynical call to abandon any hope of freedom and peace for the people of Iraq and the rest of the middle east. We should be marching to support the real freedom fighters - our troops - and those who are risking their lives everyday in the struggle against fundamentalist fascism and perverted religion.

Instead there was not one speach which even attempted to address the true interests of the Iraqi people, 50% of whom are under the age of 15.

Instead we were treated to an endless stream of sanctimonious, self important and ignorant speeches, full of rubbish and lies. They say Tony Blair is a "Bliar" and maybe they are right (although I doubt it very much), but this so called 'Stop the War' campaign is the biggest lie of all - to the point of treason.

Above: 'U.S. vs THEM' a solo exhibition by Ben Turnbull, Lazarides Gallery, 8 Greek St, Soho, London W1D 4DG. Not bad for a bunch of trendy Fartists. www.lazinc.com

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